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The Higgs Boson Speaks!

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   It's the way of humanity, too, but that fact seems to escape you more often than not.

   You call me the God particle, so you're probably expecting me to tell you some truths about the divine.   I'm sorry, I've been strictly prohibited from doing so by You-know-who.   But it would be remiss of me, as the source of all mass in the universe, not to weigh in on the meaning of life.

   The meaning of life is not the question.   It's the answer.

   Life is.   Your job is to keep it that way.

   Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to split.   God wants his particle back.

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