"You're welcome to re-visit my rabbit hole," laughed the Mad Hatter.
"Thanks, but I don't think I can handle that." Another sigh. "So, do we turn to a Pastor Tim, to religion or faith, to rescue us from the purgatory of Spy vs. Spy?"
"Nah, I like to sleep in on Sundays." Alice yawned.
"I suggest, my dear Rabbit," counseled the Mad Hatter, 'that you avail yourself of another cup of my delicious tea, and then have a lie-down on my comfortable couch. A good night's sleep would do you a world of good."
"But I'll have to wake up eventually," moaned the White Rabbit.
"No, you won't," the Mad Hatter. "There's always the mainstream media. I'll turn on Fox News. Milk in your tea?"