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The Amazing Criswell Predicts -- More Trumpety-trump-trump-trump

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That's the main reason the Republican Elite are sh*tting themselves blind over Donald Trump. They know he's ripping the party to pieces to grab the nomination just so he can lose the whole shebang for a mountain of money. Similarly ... Romney's Bain Capital would buy up a business, take out huge loans in the name of the company, sell off the assets, bankrupt the sucker, gut whatever could be sold for scrap, then fire everybody, and pocket the cash. It's the Republican's f*cking playbook and Trump's using it against ... them! They can't admit it without admitting they've always been the party of cheap hucksters flim-flamming the rubes in every election.

It appears they've chosen to try to dynamite Trump out of the race and send in a pinch hitter who will spectacularly flame-out against whoever wins the Democratic nomination. It's a lose-lose situation for them regardless of what they do. The top Republican dogs are barking that if Trump wins the nomination it'll mean The End of the Republican Party. Well guess what? Disemboweling themselves by blowing the TrumpTrain off the rails and then throwing Baby-Face Rubio to a pack of wolves doesn't get you the first place spot at the finish line.

And I thought the 2000 election was bloody. This one ends with hordes of crazed Republican voters convulsing in rage on the ground chewing up the dirt, grass, leaves, bugs, and small helpless mammals. Don't get near them. Don't even think about getting near them.

Ah but the crystal grows dark. The Amazing Criswell can see no more.

By the way ... The real Amazing Criswell died in 1982. Before he passed into the void he predicted Denver would be struck by a ray from space that would cause all metal to adopt the qualities of rubber, leading to horrific accidents at amusement parks. He also predicted mass cannibalism, and that all life on Earth would end on August 18, 1999.

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