Then, all you do is type this string of letters and symbols into the internet tube address slot: www.occupytogether.org and low and behold an uncensored list will pop on the screen by state and town.
There you'll find all the informational data things you need to get started with your own local rebellion of the 99% over the 1% that's got a hold of, well, everything.
Don't worry, booby, you're not going to feel alone and out of place. Why, just the other day in Philadelphia 400 people showed up for the planning meeting!
Yep, this is going to be some kinda' national party, no pun intended.
Before you can say Goldman Sachs don't pay no tax, you'll be having all kinds of backyard fun in a town near you!
You'll be picketing monster banks waving the American flag and holding signs that tell the world I got left behind and I'm not going to take it anymore!
You'll be attending credit card cutting parties and eating delicious and wholesome occu-pie pizza.
You'll be signing petitions and telling your local, state and federal representatives they're all full of crap.
The police will ask to speak to your leader and you'll just tell them you don't have one and walk away! Ha! Then you might add something like, "We're a true democracy working here, Officer. Why don't you join us before they take away your pension?"
Yes, yes! Non-violent, creative protest can be fun right in your own backyard! Don't despair, boobie. Show up.