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Satire: Study Concludes Americans Are the Stupidest People on the Planet

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If that weren't enough, to maximize its war profits, America spends billions more supporting violently oppressive regimes around the globe (especially in Muslim-occupied countries). America very deliberately creates enemies faster than it can kill them (profits are obviously far more important than people).

The study estimates America has about sixty million a**holes and about forty million complete a**holes. Among America's professions, mainstream media "journalists" had the highest percentage in both categories. Their job is to keep the American people in a zombie-like stupor (obviously they do a great job).

If it scares you to think how incredibly stupid the average American is, just ponder the fact that half of them are even stupider! If brains were dynamite, Americans would have just about enough to tip their hats.

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