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Practicing Un-Medicine

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"Don't be so impatient," said Comstock. "Here! Read this!" This was a newspaper article that reported a study by the Centers for Disease Control showed that of 35 million people hospitalized last year, almost two million got worse because of exposure to unsanitary hospital procedures. "See! Even if we get them through surgery," said Comstock, "They'll die in the hospitals anyhow! Isn't that wonderful!" Wonderful wasn't exactly the word I had in mind.

"Aren't doctors supposed to make people healthier?" I brazenly asked.

"I guess we can do that too while we're making money," said Comstock, thoughtfully stringing out his scheme. "But making people healthy isn't as financially productive as not growing crops." He thrust yet another newspaper article at me. During the past decade, the Department of Agriculture paid more than $200 billion in subsidies to farmers, about three-fourths of them agricorporations; about $2 billion of that was for subsidies to individuals and corporations not to do any farming. Farmers and agricorporations merely had to prove they once farmed the land. They could even sell 40 acres to a sub-developer to build houses, and entice future homeowners with seemingly eternal payments for not having race paddies in their basements. Comstock even showed me governmental data that revealed that dozens of members of Congress were getting annual six-figure subsidies. Rep. Stephen Fincher, a Tea Party Republican from Tennessee, even took more than $3.3 million in farm subsidies, while calling for a significant decrease in the food stamp program for the poor.

"So, that's the scam," I said. "You're not going to grow rice so you can make more money?"

"You fall off the turnip truck?" he asked. "I'm not doing surgery!"

"That's good news," I sighed.

"Darn right!" he patriotically exclaimed. "With every doctor wanting to get the big bucks from surgery, there's a glut of surgeons. Because of competition, us surgeons can't make as much from one surgery as before, so we have to do more surgeries just to stay even. That's more work for us. More time in hospitals. More deaths from surgery. More deaths from hospital care. Higher insurance rates. That forces us to do even more surgeries to keep up. That's definitely not in the nation's interest." I agreed.

"But the government can fix it!" said a beaming Comstock, former surgeon-turned-oil-entrepreneur. "All the government has to do is pay us not to perform surgery, and you'll see happier doctors. There might even be a few lives that are saved in the process."

A noble thought, I agreed. A very noble thought.

[Dr. Brasch isn't a physician or a farmer, but he has asked his editor to pay him for not writing his weekly column. He claims there are already too many people who think they're columnists, and overproduction diminishes his value--so a subsidy is the best solution. His latest book is Fracking Pennsylvania, available at local bookstores, amazon.com, and barnesandnoble.com]

                                                                              

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Walter Brasch is an award-winning journalist and professor of journalism emeritus. His current books are Before the First Snow: Stories from the Revolution , America's Unpatriotic Acts: The Federal Government's Violation of (more...)
 

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