And hey, maybe it's not a crime either! With many states adopting the "Stand Your Ground" laws, it has never been easier to take someone out and claim self-defense. After all, dead men tell no tales. So even if you're caught with the murder weapon, the murder victim at your feet, and spent shells from your smoking gun lying in all directions, just tell the judge that, "He needed killing," and you'll surely find sympathetic ears across the country.
So criminals can finally rejoice here in the land of the free. We make getting that weapon hassle-free and will even help with your defense if you get caught. We've become a one-stop shop for criminals of all stripes who want to take someone out. We're here for you. Just be glad that you're not living in one of those "safe" countries where guns are all but banned and they are surely heavily controlled. What a bummer that would be, right?
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