Dick; Cuthroat, rather! And stop touching my leg.
5. Chicken Corps
The NAIS bill has a provision for the National Chicken Corps, endorsed by Barack Obama. Those will be specially trained roosters who will meet the new transport of chickens and deliver them to slaughter in an organized fashion while giving advise on how to get rid of unwanted feathers on the way. The roosters will be specially trained by the humans who served in the same capacity before.
7. Buttons
Hillary Clinton had delivered a red button to the President of Mexico Mr. Calderon. It is called a Zachary Taylor button and refers to the everlasting desire of the US to help Mexico again the same way it helped before.
8. New Viagra Commercial
It sites Benjamin Button when he is about 1 year old oggling little girls from the window. The heading states:
- Why wait. Take Viagra and you can have them all now.
Tilda Svinton and Kate Blanchett are filing a protest.
9. Disarming
The US had offered Russia a mutual nuclear disarmament:
- You, Russians will disarm your nuclear arsenal while we in the US will disarm our nucelar one.
To which Russians responded:
- Sure, come after the rain on Thursday.
After a month of deciphering CIA figured out that it meant, ' Come when pigs fly.'
10. Highest Authorities
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