Impeachment, Every Season
One must seek ancient history, well before Clinton, to a golden age when impeachment was not the first, second and third war cry from bad losers. Why, all a president has to do these days is get elected and instantly one-third declares him unfit, dangerous and illegitimate. Don't the deniers understand that if elections don't matter, then concentrated money dictates everything? Or that the Electoral College confirms legitimacy, such as it is? What country long survives when its majority choice is tainted as legitimate before the year is out?
Reality check: what's the most obvious, most indisputable fact about the impeachment/conviction two-step? Impeachment happened twice, conviction not once, NOT one presidential removal in our entire history. Nor one VP, an estimable record. Good reasons and bad explain why Congress, typically awash with bluster and mayhem, never dispatched a sitting president. Only federal judges -- and when overwhelming testimony proved corruption -- have gotten the Senate boot (and good riddance).
Hello, Central, time to address a monumental blow to the last vestige of democracy: the modest credibility a coherent country award presidents. If no official avoids getting tarred and feathered, then surely America suffers from impeachment addiction affliction. Aware I've warned about the folly of predictions (especially about the future!), here's a low-risk projection: no future president in my lifetime will go a full term without thunderous screams of impeachment sounding from sea to shining sea. Presidential sainthood is over (a good thing) but winners are now assumed guilty until proven otherwise. Even without evidence, too many proclaim any politician crooked enough to win office must be crooked himself, a puppet on the take to our most reactionary anti-democratic demons. Winning itself becomes the proof of illegitimacy, and that, my friends, drops a bomb on what remains of our democratic spirit.
National Nullification Parade
No president is now fully legitimate, none got there with fair and impartial elections, and certainly the next leader will have no more than week or two grace before the gong rings. Forget the shining beacon on the hill: America is more like the harsh police spotlight decimating suspects in the line-up gallery.
For today's weird American psyche, impeachment has less and less to do with high crimes, bribery or treason than a frenzied demand for instant satisfaction. How simple: take a complex, entrenched brand of corporatist governance (spearheaded by energy, defense, health and banking cartels), demonize the most visible public enemy, then fix everything by handing out one ragged parachute. What better way to postpone genuine reform? Right, tar and feather the black president, haul his ass into the Senate, then put on the liveliest melodrama in the political repertoire -- with the great prize being zero change -- or President Biden. That's redemption, for sure, plus sending the message no Democrat is safe, whatever his rhetorical and military ferocity.
One result is clear: before we start banishing presidents like any good banana republic, we better vet vice-presidents with supreme care. No more dimwits. Gone are old VP selection standards: 1) good campaign attack dogs, 2) residence in a battleground state, or 3) the ideal ethnic, gender or geographical footprint. Maybe Ralph Nader's latest book is on to something, proposing natural alliances simmering between left and the right. When I heard our shrillest shill, Sarah Palin, doing her witchcraft dance for Obama's impeachment, then oddly echoed uncomfortably by much savvier leftwingers, I thought of wayward Ralph's thesis.