“OK, we get it now. You aren’t a threat to all mankind. But you’re really pissing off the dolphins.”
“Nice rocket you got there, Nuke of Earl.”
“Rosie O’Donnell wants to adopt you. She thinks you’d make a good spare.”
“I’m sorry, Mr. Kim, the UN cafeteria doesn’t take food stamps.”
“Try showering in cool water, Kim. I think you’re shrinking.”
“I just wanted you to know, I thought you were great in Fantasy Island.”
All the above failing like a North Korean missile, merely avert your eyes and walk away. And the next time he shoots off his popgun, take a nap.
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