"And then there's Af-Pak," said Joe through his rum,
"Policed by drones that are ever-less dumb.
"They ought to thank us, in spite of the noise,
"For making them free, both girls and boys.
"Now Syria has prospects and Libya release,
"What else can we do in the cause of earth's peace?"
They sat and they thought and they drank and thought more.
They threw out ideas, like rocks from the shore:
"Can't we kill Xe?" "Is Kim outta bounds?"
"How 'bout some cyber on Cantonese towns?"
And then Ms. Nuland, she of f**k the EU! ,
Said, "Let's take Ukraine, and f**k the Bear too."
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