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Healthcare Reform Foes Claim US Citizens To Be Made Into Vampires

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"He's lying!" said one response on Free Republic. "It's clearly right there on page 192 of the Senate Finance committee's version of the bill. See, it says "Families of any deceased patient have the right to determine the disposition of the body.' There ya go, that is code for Vampirism. Damn those Democrats! They are trying to do it to us again. We are not going to let them!"

Lou Dobbs closed his show on CNN with a discussion about what it is like to live as a Vampire. Dobbs' guests were two Goth teens from the Tampa bay area who claimed to be vampires. Dobbs closed the segment with a statement that "If it saves money, that makes sense. I think Americans could live with being Vampires" as long as we keep illegal Vampires out of America and out of the Healthcare system."

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