Without answering, the president left the room exclaiming: "Th...that's all for today folks" As he left, he mused to himself: "That fool, Ben Gregorian, can't even pronounce nucular."
Allen Finkelstein, originally published in Ofinky Blog, April 19, 2007, modified with minor corrections 2/22/18
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