A drone does business while you drink a beer,
Moved by a joystick, with ease does it steer.
Of shells and witnesses you needn't fear:
Just ram your target and have the last leer.
No need for bullets, no pricey hardware,
Just a good model and friendly software,
And if the cops call, an innocent air,
'Cause end of the day, Hey, I wasn't there.
Yes, folks, it's drones that I recommend,
To do someone dirty and not overspend,
Egg or grenade hung on its nether end,
Nuancing the message that you wanna send.