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A Letter to ImPastor Jones

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The Constitution gives us all the right to say and do a lot of things Mr. Jones, like say that you're a complete a**hole. So, allow me to exercise my Constitutional rights right now. You're a complete a**hole.

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Dove World Outreach Center, my nonexistent gonads.

Let's take a look at that .

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Dove: The bird of peace. Also a soap that celebrates beautiful diversity of bodies. Kind of like the beautiful diversity of people and their (choices to practice, believe or not) religion. Can't beat that. So far, so good.

World: Not just the little one you live in, but the whole big, problem riddled, ugly planet. You are a speck of bird poop on the cosmos. If only your hatred could be as easily hosed down and washed away.

Outreach: To reach out. Touch others.Like AT&T without all the hidden fees. Well aren't you doing a stellar job? You've garnered the attention of the Attorney General, our government and a guy who is trying to keep our troops alive. How's that working for you?

Center: Middle. Gathering place. Core. You and your however many disciples followers are not the center of anything other than your own delusional thinking. Don't put our country in the middle of it.

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And since you seem to have no problem at all "exercising" your rights, you seem to have lost sight of how to practice what the name of your church implies. What you are attempting to preach is outright hatred. So while I've got your attention, let me remind you not to confuse "center" with "root".

Because you sir, are the root of evil and there's no mistaking or forgiving that.

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Patricia A. Smith is a writer and artist (and sometimes both at the same time). A former columnist, restaurant critic and cruise line executive, Smith has lived in London, Greece, Denmark, Hungary, Egypt, Costa Rica and France. She returned (more...)

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