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Dear Fellow Constituent:

    The George W Bush Presidential Library will include:

      The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

      The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

      The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

      The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

      The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

      The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

      The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

      The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.

      The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

      The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they
make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth

      The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,
complete with shotgun gallery.

      The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

      The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

      The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite
Republican Senators.

      The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
board, dice, coins, and straws.

    Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you
locate and view the President's accomplishments.

    The library will also include many famous Quotes by George W. Bush:

      'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'

      'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'

      'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a
mother and child.'

      'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between
prescription drugs and medicine.'

      'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more f reedom
and democracy - but that could change.'

      'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor,
and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'

      'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'

      'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good
judgments in the future.'

      'The future will be better tomorrow.'

      'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'

      'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some
fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op)

      'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not
having it.'

      'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'

      'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'...George
W.Bush to Sam Donaldson


    Jack Abramoff, Co-Chair
    G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors

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