Youtube Employs 10,000 Full-Time Censors

Google has been enlisted to aid in our democratic government's process of channeling public discussion in the right directions. 

Youtube CEO Susan Wojcicki boasts, "We've cut the amount of time Americans watch 'controversial content' by 70%".

Good progress! The only cloud on the horizon is that the armies of people hired to read these web sites that say "9/11 was an inside job" and "not all vaccines are safe" have a tendency to start believing these kooky ideas.  But not to worry -- Youtube has hired a team of psychologists to help restore them to Right Thinking.