'There is a phenomenon these days known as Hillary Derangement Syndrome, which characterizes people who are consumed with hatred of Hillary. Alexandra Petrilli of the Washington Post read all the Hillary Haters' books and wrote a summary of the theories that animate those who see Hillary as the essence of evil: a witch, a devil, a robot. It is pretty funny. She must be a super-powerful woman to inspire so much fear and fantastic theorizing. Must be her Wellesley education,' says Diane Ravitch who posted that comment at her site. Petrilli says this of her satiric piece: 'It is time someone got to the bottom of everything that people say about Hillary Clinton. Who is she? More importantly, WHAT is she? I have compiled the following timeline of her life by combining all the actual theories about her. When lined up together, they form quite a biography.'