Mark Morford: Marijuana, gateway drug to Jesus

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I shall soon enter drug rehab and study the Bible and join the cult of Scientology, so I can, if their videos are to be believed, stop going to the beach on warm, lazy summer days with my friends and lighting up a bong as hot, skinny girls squirm around me in fast-motion and the world slips by in a hazy blur.

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Sheila Samples is an Oklahoma writer and a former civilian US Army Public Information Officer. She is a Managing Editor for OpEd News, and a regular contributor for a variety of Internet sites.

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