MAJOR: Dead People Discovered 'Voting' in New York - Fort Russ
Fort Russ bucks the trend, which is to not provide discrete sources. Of course they could be lying. Their sources are actually zombies. However, this presents another unexplained problem... zombies rarely speak unless they are like Bill Murray, formerly of SNL. Oddly, zombies tend to be offending democrats seeking to overwhelm their opposition. In recent times, the republicans have cautioned the public to be on the lookout for them, which has cut down on their numbers possibly in fear of being recognized... obviously no one wishes to catch one of them...