Kim Jong Un Fears That G.O.P. Tax Bill Makes His Plan to Destroy the U.S. Redundant

Andy Borowitz jokes that the Republican tax plan is upstaging Kim Jong Un’s plans to cause mass suffering in the United States.

“You have to understand, destroying America is something that Kim and his family have been plotting for decades,” the source said. “To see the Republicans swoop in at the last second and basically steal that idea—it’s got to hurt.”