'Garrison Keillor describes Trump with a twist of humor, and a whole lot of truth: “The Constitution does not allow 13-year-olds to become president and after last week we can see why. .. he proudly holds up his executive order to show that he knows right-side-up from upside-down. His homage to the Navy SEAL killed in the botched raid in Yemen showed off his style. He has only one, the Jerry Lewis Telethon style: ‘V ery, very sad, but very, very beautiful. Very, very beautiful. His family was there. Incredible family, loved him so much. So devastated, b ut the ceremony was amazing.’ ... Religious Trump’ begins: The Lord is my shepherd. OK? Totally. Big league. He is a tremendous shepherd. The best. No comparison. I know more than most people about herding sheep. And that’s why I won the election in a landslide and it’s why my company is doing very very well.'