Donald Trump does not want to be the president. Donald Trump likes going to rallies. He likes hearing people scream his name in ecstasy while calling for the imprisonment and death of his enemies. He likes going on TV. He likes hearing about how high the ratings were after he goes on TV. He likes grabbing women by the p*ssy and moving on them “like a b*tch.” What Donald Trump does not like, however, is keeping his promises, sitting still for more than five minutes at a time, or doing any kind of work whatsoever, tedious or otherwise. And as miserable as it is for us, there is one small, saving grace amidst the despair: Donald Trump looks like he wants to die. (Ed Note: looks like a case of buyer's remorse. If this guy has any brains at all he'll put Bernie Sanders at his side and keep him there - Trump won't have to do any work, and he'll have a spectacular presidential legacy.)