Borowitz Satire: Barr Unable to Give Honest Answer to Drive-Thru Window at Arby's

Attorney General William Barr on Thursday proved unable to give honest answers to a drive-thru window at a Bethesda, Maryland, Arby’s restaurant. Barr, who drove up to the window just after noon, appeared evasive and halting after the drive-thru attendant asked to take his order. “I cannot recall what I would like to order at this time,” Barr said, according to the attendant. “The questions I was asking him couldn’t have been clearer,” the attendant told reporters. “I asked him if he wanted to order a Smokehouse Brisket sandwich. He refused to give me a yes-or-no answer.”