Donald Trump said on Friday that his I.Q. is “even higher” now that he knows that the United States Virgin Islands are part of the United States. “Quite frankly, a few weeks ago, when I learned that Puerto Rico was a part of the U.S., I thought that that boosted my I.Q. to a whole new level,” Trump said. “Now that I also know about the Virgin Islands, my number must be off the charts.”
He said that he was eager to retake his I.Q. test because of “all the amazing things I learned this week.” “I always knew that I was scary smart, but now I think my brain is terrifying,” he said.