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BREAKING NEWS: Queen Steps In, Revokes America's Independence With Immediate Effect

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In a dramatic announcement today, the British Queen waded into America's political turmoil. Putting an end to the Lesser of the Evil choices rammed down the throats of Americans since JFK in 1963, she has unilaterally revoked the American Declaration of Independence with immediate effect. The authenticity of her notification is confirmed by reliable sources at the Buckingham Palace and the White House.

With this latest development, the presidential election on November 8, 2016 is cancelled. Postal votes submitted till date are declared null and void. The rest of the American public is advised to stay home and await a Letter of Allegiance, which they are required to sign and submit to their new sovereign by that date.

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