(Ed. note: this is brilliant, don't miss it!) KC Compton: I understand that some people are convinced — possibly by a 30-year diet of Fox and Rush — that they are the master race and every one not their particular shade of beige and of their particular pedigree should bow down and make way. If that’s the way they want to play it, OK, I guess. You can’t make people not be hateful. But there need to be some guidelines. These wannabe white separatists need to fully understand the dimensions of the narrow little world they’re condemning themselves to. If I were named Queen for a Day, these are a few of the new rules I would hereby order for all those angry white people:...'