Due to the spike in gas prices, even women practitioners of the ‘world’s oldest profession’ are feeling the pinch and getting laid or layed off the job.
Their debauching patrons are starting to zip it up, because the only thing that’s getting a rise is the price of gas, and they are finding it hard to pork up the extra gas money.
It's a whoreable turn of tricky events and gives layed off in Vegas an entire new meaning.