Welcome to Great America Again!
Presenting the Biggest Circus of all time!
presided over by the one and only Dr. Shekel and Mr. Hide
Hair-raising roller coaster rides,
A Fairyland of spectacular illusions that will keep you on the edge of your seat,
Demonstrations of all kinds, including mock battles with the latest atomic weapons,
And don't miss the big climax - a rodeo of robotic congressmen performing in the State of Taxes round-up.
"You can't fool all the people all of the time, but you can fool some of the people some of the time, and you can fool all of the fools all of the time."