DISCLAIMER: I *might* be wrong. It's probably happened once or twice..
McCAIN WINS: We all know the elections are rigged. The last two presidential elections were only a taste of what is to come. Freemason Matt Groening gives you a humorous glimpse into the future in this Simpsons clip wherein Homer tries to vote for Obama. If you require more proof than a cartoon, then take the time to watch HBO's Hacking Democracy. It looks like Obama would probably win a fair general election, but it will be impossible to tell for sure as your votes will not actually be counted. In the end, it doesn't matter. McCain wins so as to cause..
MASS RIOTS: The American people are sick and tired of having their money stolen, their economy wrecked, elections rigged, and wars waged in their name. Having the candidate of "change" lose will be the last straw. Recently unemployed, hungry, and disenfranchised Americans will take to the streets seeking justice. I'm sorry to say, but there will be violence iniated by people with and without uniforms. It will not be pretty and I do not look forward to it. This terrible situation will cause..
MARTIAL LAW: There have been recent reports about the threat of Marshall Law being declared in order to get Congressmen behind the criminal bailout. This was not an idle threat. The Armed Forces are prepared to police the streets of the United States. If they are spread to thin, the UN may be called to action and foreign mercenaries hired. This will complete our country's transfiguration from the shining beacon of freedom into a totalitarian, Nazi-esque regime. Ferdinand is put in a cage or silenced somehow. No dissent is welcome, free speech is no more, and the state assumes total control. Beautiful liberty; I weep for her. And because of the chaos..
BUSH REMAINS PRESIDENT: I know you are loathe to the idea and think it couldn't happen, but this is a distinct possibility. The powers that be will inform you that because of the domestic terrorism, the economic collapse, and the election remaining in question, the only logical step forward is to have an experienced dictator like Bush in control. Because people already hate him, he will be a good shield against the system controlling him, deflecting blame onto one man and keeping the opposition in a state of disorganized confusion.
EPILOGUE: The darkest hour is just before the dawn. No matter how bleak the circumstances, how incredible the odds, hope always remains. When it looks like you have been abandoned and forsaken by all that you hold dear, there will be a light shining through. Cling to it, lift yourself up, and overcome. You know that violence and turmoil are only temporary things in this world. The power of evil will retreat from the burning rays of truth and righteousness.
After the tide has turned, Ferdinand will be back in his pasteurs. Imagine where you will be and it will be so. . And if you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!
