Humor aimed at the Tea Party (short 380 words)
Sissies! I mean Beck, Limbaugh, Murdoch and his toy Fox "News, pundits are Crybabies for the Rich. Murdoch's monomaniacs are predictably critical of everything Obama says and does. They're nattering nabobs of negativism, wimps, whiners, wusses and worse: Democracy Disrespecters. By disrespecting the President these people disrespect the majority of voters, over 60 million, who voted for Obama twice, four years apart. If they weren't highly paid to spew their hate, they'd be just white trash talkin'. They need to pull up their socks, shut their subhuman mongel mouths and get jobs that produce positive value. Sampson slew a thousand with the jawbone of an ass. Doubtless the ass was an ancestor of Ted Nugent.
I watch FOX along with MSNBC. Both leave out extremely important facts and explanations. So all one gets that way is false balance. But Fox shills for Murdoch. These shills are so morbidly fixated on Obama they are becoming boring. That's the worst thing TV talking heads can be. They criticize Obama endlessly. "Why is Obama so mean to Republicans? Why won't he negotiate? Why is he such a dictator?" These shills are ahistorical amnesiacs. Bush 43? What's a President Bush 43? What's 9/11? [ 9/11 happened 234 days after Bush took office. The Great Recession crash was clearly signaled when the DOW dropped 777 2,809 days after Bush first took office. So these auto-ranters have to change the subject: "BENGAZI!"
Tea Partiers are spinners, extreme exaggerators, distorters, reality deniers, false witnesses! Their candidates pander to ignorant, angry old white men. They pridefully think their religion, morality and way of life is superior to others. They are as hypocritical about sexual morals as are liberals. As office holders they are "takers" of corrupting campaign contributions, big tax cutbacks and subsidies. The poor are not organized and can't fight back. So poor bashers are pusillanimous. They're retromingent. Like feral alley cats they stigmatize the poor as lazy dependents to justify cutting their food stamps. As first -- time candidates they hyper exaggerate just to get mentioned in the media and to attract bigoted, racist voters. Thus they simultaneously become candidates to Tea Party mobs at the same time as they become self discreditors! They're sick puppies, armed with transvaginal probes, standin' their ground agin' women's freedom to choose.
There! Like Fox monomaniacs who, day in day out, tee off on Obama, I have relieved myself all over Tea Partiers. I feel better now but" is the situation any better?