I hate Mormonism. And I’m not a “bigot”. Now by “Mormonism” I don’t mean people whose parents were Mormons. I mean people who actually believe the claims of “The faith”, or who claim to believe them with some other motive. These people are stupid, or corrupt. Take your pick. They’re also ultimately evil, whether unwitting or not.
Now I didn’t used to hate stupid people. I used to actually feel sorry for them, and then find an excuse to disengage their company as quickly as possible, because let’s face it, they are incredibly annoying. For seven long years, we have all have had to endure the dissembling of the e=Evil Moron with “Faith” (capitol ‘F’ because YOU have been FUCKED. That an “approval rating” even exists at this point, ought to make you very, very afraid.
I also hate Evangelicalism, Zionist Judaism, Catholicism, Scientology, Islamists who believe the Koran was written by Allah, fundi “Protestants” who think the earth is only 6,000 years old and that Fossil records were “a trick of the devil”, and any and all other human expressions of complete and total stupidity.
I don’t hate ANYONE for what their parents were, or whatever kind of horse sh*t they were spoon fed as children. But as responsible adults, I judge them without apology for maintaining their idiotic irrational “beliefs” and so should you. They are worthy of your absolute contempt.
Because they’re mother f*cking DANGEROUS.
I hate them because we no longer live in a time when complete stupidity results in “consequences” for the stupid; The world we live in has been inverted now. We live in a time when the stupid are actually promoted and advanced so that their stupidity and it’s consequences have been imposed on us, and the world. Become stupid enough, and the President of the United States will actually pin a medal on you. Every day, people are killed on account of the inversion. These “expressions” of “faith” are demonstrably de-evolving us as an intelligent species by allowing the dumbest among us, to rapidly advance, reproduce, spread their disease to their spawn, take power, and then kill those who disagree with their delusions. If I could ever request a favor from “God” (he’s got NOTHING to do with any of this), it’d be directed at Allah, and I request that he send his most skilled enemies of The West, to destroy the American Bible Belt. That’d leave the rest of us statistically less ass-hatted people to wage an effective defense again Islamic extremists simply by eliminating our own extremists, thereby causing what I like to call an “imbalance of intellect”. The Middle East has NOTHING on the United States in the “religious whacko” department.
More than 600,000 innocent men women and children have been killed in Iraq because King George believes he was “born again” and that “God” talks to him, and because an utterly evil self-proclaimed “Christian” Evangelical author has convinced this sociopathic moron that “God” somehow chose him to fulfill his ignorant, twisted hallucinations about an anti-Christ he himself resembles (truth be told) far more closely than anyone he suspects.
I hate Mitt Romney. I loath him with every fiber of my being. If I knew nothing about the man other than the fact that he’s actually still willing to claim he’s a “Mormon”, it would be enough. I’d like to ask him a question: Just exactly how is it you will be capable of analyzing military intelligence and acting as commander, and to uphold the Constitution and The Bill of Rights when you claim allegiance to an organization which taught that “Negroes” will not be allowed into heaven, forbid their membership in the “Church”, and who’s founders were known frauds who’s tall-tale was so stupid on it’s face, that no one with an IQ higher than dirt would do anything other than laugh out loud at it?
You see, I hate all of these people because we’ve all just seen what happens when people whose “values” can be compared to known fairy tales, get the power to run the world. I can’t pity a devout Mormon, a devout Muslim, or a devout Jew, or a devout “believer” from any religion because they are dangerous, and every time they’re allowed to take power, they murder people. Every time.
It might surprise the reader to know that I am not an Atheist. That takes an absurd degree of certainty equally as illogical as the “faith” of any Bible/Qu’ran/Torah/Book of Mormon thumping IDIOT possesses.
I am…an AGNOSTIC. That means I’m not absolutely certain about anything, which goes beyond the limits of the actual evidence available to paint a picture of probable reality. I enjoy the “Flying Spaghetti Monster” as a God. As an amateur follower of cutting edge physics, I find the FSM as likely as Joseph Smith as “truth”, given that he may well exist in a parallel universe among an infinite number of parallel universes where anything which can be thought of, must –ontologically- exist. But I live in THIS universe. The one in which I will certainly die, and demonstrably lay motionless and rotting, forever. In this universe, I will probably die sooner if my President acts “according to his faith”.
In this universe, on this earth, God does not talk to George W. Bush, Scientology was a provable fraud by an admitted liar, so is Mormonism, and all the “isms” are one huge lethal crock of sh*t the moment their existence enters into the person of anyone capable of effecting our lives or those of others.
I want a president smart enough to doubt, and courageous enough to admit that doubt. “I don’t know” are the three most insightful, courageous words any leader could utter with regard to anything un-provable or –in this case- downright ridicules. What have we seen? “There can be no doubt”…”I don’t regret my vote”…two sides of the same defective coin.
Mitt Romney is a piece of sh*t. Either he believes a fairy tale anyone not profoundly retarded and over the age of 7 ought to immediately discard as such, or he’s simply a goddamned liar who doesn’t want to offend the other idiots in his clan. I tend to suspect the latter, and I’m not talking about “saints”. Either way, his so-called “Mormon faith” helps makes him the gigantic a**hole he is. I don’t have to guess with regard to his honesty; the man is perhaps the equal of Bush is his capacity to lie his ass off with a straight face. In fact, thus far I have seen only three candidates, not one of which has a chance in hell of ever being elected, who’re not either complete lying sacks of sh*t, or were born without a spine; Ron Paul, Mike Gravel, and Dennis Kucinnich. Obama? The only good thing about the man in my book is that he’s APPARENTLY not as sociopathic as Hillary. But his non-vote on labeling Iran’s military as “terrorist” organization was as utterly gutless or worse (calculating) as Hillary’s was calculating and unconscionable. Obama appears to be a far better candidate than Hillary, but as strong, intelligent, courageous leaders go, he’s missed the courage mark by miles as far as I’m concerned. The guy has no balls whatsoever, and I don’t think he’s especially intelligent. All available evidence suggests that he’s a well-spoken politician of average intelligence who’s gone out of his way his whole life not to offend people. Maybe that’d be a good thing, given where we are right now. As of now, he’s got my support by default. Is this the best we can do? I’m afraid it just might be.
There are degrees of religious stupidity.
I suppose there’s always room for wondering about the origins of writings which are thousands of years old. But Mormonism and Scientology are both extremely recent perpetration of frauds and subsequent fairy tales, their origins are known, and it’s known that they were fabricated and propagated by malicious men for gain. As such, their “reality” as anything to have “faith” in, places them in a “special” category; the same category as the people who insist that O.J. “didn’t do it”. Uh, we have video of the guy fleeing with cash and a passport. It didn't happen 2,000 years ago. The people willing to believe this are either dishonest, profoundly stupid, or perhaps both. So are Mormons. And scientologists.
“Tolerance” has its place. I am tolerant of that which demonstrates itself to be in accordance with reality and the kind of fundamental morality by which civil society remains civil. Gay people ought to be tolerated because that’s what they are, and all available evidence suggests that like black people, white people, males, females, they were born that way. No available evidence suggests that they are a “threat” of any kind. But EVERY available evidence suggests to me that these “people of “”faith””, who were NOT born that way, can choose to abandon their delusions, and when they do not, society pays a terrible price if they’re ever given power. Thus I hate them; hate is always born out of fear, but not always from ignorance. I fear rattle snakes and terminal diseases. In this case, knowing history, both recent, and the last 4 thousands years or so of what we like to call “civilization”, I do not arrive at my hate from ignorance, but quite the opposite; I know exactly what they are and have freely chosen to BE, and it’s a demonstrable threat to my continued existence.
Then there is hypocrisy. I actually find little value in the notion of a religious zealot NOT being a hypocrite. Bin Laden is not a hypocrite. I do not want him as my leader any more than I want Benny Hinn who is a hypocrite. Hypocrisy in an apparently religious idiot at least shows that they’re intelligent enough to lie to dumber people who probably deserve to be lied to. Bring on the closeted gay Republicans then; there is no group more deserving of finding out that their leaders are lying to them, than the Evangelicals. But these people are so far gone, like any other cult, they refuse to accept reality. OBVIOUSLY then, it is up to the rest of us to IMPOSE reality on them. They ultimately want to turn back the clock and impose a theocracy on us. If you don’t fear them, realize that all of these idiots will –in fact- kill you eventually, and then let that fear transform into a legitimate hatred for them, you are more politically correct than intelligent. Survival takes both intelligence, and courage. Neither political party has electable candidates who have both in any measurable quantity.
That my friends is a legitimate basis for hating them all. They, these religious nuts, may as well be Nazis claiming an “Aryan Race Supremacy”. That too was a “belief”, a “religion” as it were. And the Democrats who’ve failed to stand up to these fundi idiots and to call a spade a spade, are as complicit in what’s taken place, as the executioner who carries out the order is. It’s a hell of a bad place to be. You ought to hate it too. You ought to hate them all. That hatred is as demonstrably morally proper as any viable social paradigm has ever been. So…
If you “believe” that “mysterious disappearing golden tablets” were left by an angel, that the Virgin Mary appears on toast or in oil slicks, or that some kind of punishment ought to be inflicted on someone who names a goddamned TEDDY BEAR something “offensive to Allah”, I think anyone with more than half a clue, ought to put their foot in your ass as hard as humanly possible until you either slink away in shameful recognition of your own idiocy, or simply find society so personally intolerable that you wander in some God-forsaken desert until you die. I have no more patience for you, and no, no tolerance either. You’re presumably an adult, you choose what to believe now, and I choose what to think of you for it. You’re a lying, delusional, dangerous piece of sh*t Mitt Romney. The ONLY good thing about lying, delusional pieces of sh*t, are that once in a while, OTHER lying delusional pieces of sh*t, will take care of the ass-hats from the more obscure clans. Dear “Mitt”: Dude, You are NOT going to be President. You can thank your fellow a**holes from the Evangelical side of the “idiot pasture” when you’re not. They hate you. You should hate them. I then encourage BOTH groups to do their damndest to kill each other off that our collective national IQ might measurably increase.
Now then, let us work together to bring to reality that which Bill O’Reilly has waged war upon for years now, boxing at the air; a REAL “War on Christmas”. Let us indeed drive it from every square inch of public property. It won’t stop me from buying my nobel fir, hanging lights on my house, and toasting Mithra disguised as a plastic infant on the Solstice, and it shouldn’t stop anyone else. Let us also wage war on the “Ten Commandments” until only one commandment remains: “SHUT THE f*ck UP about “God” and go do something nice for someone in material need”.
ENOUGH!!!
