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Blake and The Sheetrock Philosopher

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Blake and The Sheetrock Philosopher

Sheetrock Philosopher: Mornin' Blake, hey, do you own any guns?

Blake: No, I had a .22, but I pawned it after that time I got drunk and shot up all Marcie's tomatoes.

Sheetrock Philosopher: Did you hear what Trump said the other day about Clinton?

Blake: Yeah, she's gonna come get all our guns!

Sheetrock Philosopher: I thought you said you didn't own a gun anymore?

Blake: Well, that doesn't matter. The first commandment...

Sheetrock Philosopher: You mean the Second Amendment.

Blake: Yeah, the Second Amendment says God wants us to protect ourselves with guns.

Sheetrock Philosopher: Really, have you read it?

Blake: No, but I know my rights!

Sheetrock Philosopher: Ok, good, let's go get some breakfast tacos.


 

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Kevin is (writing about yourself in the third person (illeism) is a trip) an artist/writer/carpenter and frustrated songwriter living in Johnson City, Texas. His latest frustrating songwriting attempt is titled, "I Touched the Hand That Touched (more...)
 

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