Send a Tweet
Most Popular Choices
Share on Facebook 18 Share on Twitter Printer Friendly Page More Sharing
Diary    H4'ed 8/16/16

Blake and The Sheetrock Philosopher

Message Kevin Tully
Become a Fan
  (24 fans)

(Image by GlasgowAmateur)
  Details   DMCA

Blake and The Sheetrock Philosopher

Sheetrock Philosopher: Mornin' Blake, hey, do you own any guns?

Blake: No, I had a .22, but I pawned it after that time I got drunk and shot up all Marcie's tomatoes.

Sheetrock Philosopher: Did you hear what Trump said the other day about Clinton?

Blake: Yeah, she's gonna come get all our guns!

Sheetrock Philosopher: I thought you said you didn't own a gun anymore?

Blake: Well, that doesn't matter. The first commandment...

Sheetrock Philosopher: You mean the Second Amendment.

Blake: Yeah, the Second Amendment says God wants us to protect ourselves with guns.

Sheetrock Philosopher: Really, have you read it?

Blake: No, but I know my rights!

Sheetrock Philosopher: Ok, good, let's go get some breakfast tacos.

Rate It | View Ratings

Kevin Tully Social Media Pages: Facebook Page       Twitter page url on login Profile not filled in       Linkedin page url on login Profile not filled in       Instagram page url on login Profile not filled in

Kevin is an Artist, Writer, Carpenter and Gallerist in Texas.

Go To Commenting
The views expressed herein are the sole responsibility of the author and do not necessarily reflect those of this website or its editors.
Writers Guidelines

Contact AuthorContact Author Contact EditorContact Editor Author PageView Authors' Articles
Support OpEdNews

OpEdNews depends upon can't survive without your help.

If you value this article and the work of OpEdNews, please either Donate or Purchase a premium membership.

If you've enjoyed this, sign up for our daily or weekly newsletter to get lots of great progressive content.
Daily Weekly     OpEd News Newsletter
   (Opens new browser window)

To View Comments or Join the Conversation:

Tell A Friend