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Alarm Clock Riddle. Plus The Kinks "David Watts"

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Funny (Pathetic?) Alarm Clark Riddle.

I sent this riddle to ten people in my family and others. Note: I normally do not have to awaken to an alarm.

1. On thanksgiving I woke up to my alarm at 10:00 AM. I went downstairs and poured a cup of coffee. It was 9:10. How can that be? ...

2. Five days later, I woke up to my alarm clock at 9:00 and went downstairs to pour a cup of coffee. It was 8:10. What the heck had I not done since the last riddle?

3. I woke up this morning to my alarm clock at 7:10. I went down stairs and poured a cup of coffe. It was 5:15. I don't know whether to laugh or cry... Wish I were still sleeping.

Note: On thanksgiving I realized I had been waking up for nearly a month thinking it was was an hour later than it was.

David Watts (Ray Davies and the KInks):

I am a dull and simple lad

Can not tell water from champagne

And I have never met the queen

And I wish I could have all that he has got

I wish I could be like David Watts

And when I lie on my pillow at night

I dream I could fight like David Watts

Lead the school team to victory

And take my exams and pass the lot

Wish I could be like David Watts

Wish I could be like David Watts

Conduct my life like David Watts

I wish I could be like David Watts

He is the head boy at the school

He is the captain of the team

He is so gay and fancy free

And I wish all his money belonged to me

I wish I could be like David Watts

And all the girls in the neighborhood

Try to go out with David Watts

They try their best but can't succeed

For he is of pure and noble breed

David Watts (Ray Davies and the Kinks):

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I am a dull and simple lad Can not tell water from champagne

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