Time to celebrate our new First Family in the same manner they celebrated our current First Family. Time to give a big thanks to them for giving us Texans at least four more years of Rick Perry -- for that matter we owe them a tremendous debt of gratitude for the potential destruction of most government agencies that provide for the public good.
This is turning out to be a really good Christmas -- they have finally given Liberal/Progressive Christians the wonderful opportunity to turn the other cheek and damn their children and grandchildren to a possible future of strife and suffering. What better Christmas gift can a Christian give another Christian than behavior so appalling that they have to really dig deep to live out their beliefs? So, thank you brothers and sisters for truly putting Christ back in Christmas! Peace on Earth and Joyeaux Noel --- I pray you don't get run over by that goddamned reindeer." Franklin Cincinnatus
Suggested Christmas gifts: "The Arms Of Krupp" or a fallout shelter