Texas Lieutenant Governor, Dan Patrick, is at it again. He has once again chosen to take on an issue
of utmost importance to most Texans, not. I happened to be walking at our local park yesterday and took some photos which inspired an opening line for a joke:
A Horse, a Bee, a Longhorn and a Squirrel walked into a Bar. The Horse went to the Men's room, the Bee went to the Ladies room, the Longhorn ordered a beer and the Squirrel scurried out back to relieve itself.
Texas Lieutenant Governor, Dan Patrick, was sitting up at the bar. He watched the Horse go into the Men's room and the Bee go into the Ladies room. When the Bee came out of the restroom the Longhorn left its bar stool and went into the Ladies room. Seeing this, Lieutenant Governor Patrick became very agitated and ran into the Ladies room, hollaring, "Show me your business!" spilling his tequila sunrise.
The Horse heard the commotion as he was exiting the Men's room, shouting to the the Longhorn if she was OK. She yelled back, "No, I've got some fool pinned against the wall trying to look up my skirt!" The Horse, the Bee and the Squirrel all then ran into the Ladies room to help their friend.
A tremendous amount of high pitched screaming and giggling burst forth from the Ladies room. Then the Horse, the Bee, the Longhorn and the Squirrel came out, laughing, walking back up to the bar. The Bartender asked the friends what happened. The Squirrel answered, "It's OK, he's using the proper facilities."
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The four friends paid their tab and left the bar, shaking their heads and slapping each other on the back."
Kevin is (writing about yourself in the third person (illeism) is a trip) an artist/writer/carpenter and frustrated songwriter living in Johnson City, Texas. His latest frustrating songwriting attempt is titled, "I Touched the Hand That Touched (more...)
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