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Bush seems to want a monarchy. Maybe we should give him one

By Jeff Wilder

OpEdNews.com

The late columnist Mike Royko, in a July 1982 column, wrote that what America needs "is a king. Not a genuine king ruling and giving orders. We need a figurehead of a king-smiling, looking attractive and making stirring speeches, but not having any genuine authority".

At the time Royko wrote those words, he was referring to the late Ronald Reagan. However, those words could easily be revived, 22 years later and applied to the current commander in chief.

When George W Bush ran for election 4 years ago, he won by appealing to a large percentage of the public. How did he appeal to this segment? By looking good and telling them just what they wanted to hear.

In the aforementioned column, Royko expressed his viewpoint that looking good and telling people what they want to hear aren't enough to qualify one for the position of leading the most powerful country in the world, that such a job requires qualities like good knowledge and judgment. To bring that list up to date, let's also add:  willingness to trust the American people to make their own decisions, honesty and knowledge of history.

George W Bush, depending on how you look at him, would make either a great figurehead king or court jester. He says things that inspire some people and amuse others. Yet as a president, the man is a train wreck.

I don't need to recite the statistics here, since most readers of this space will be doubtlessly aware of them. Just to summarize: war in Iraq started under false pretenses, minimal tax cutting without cuts in spending, Patriot Act, Erosion of personal freedoms, FCC acting like the Gestapo (as a Republican friend put it) and so on.

Yet we currently find ourselves faced with the real possibility that Bush may be re-elected for four more years. In 1988, during the presidential race, Michael Dukakis informed voters that he would raise taxes. George HW Bush said that he would not. Bush promptly ran over Dukakis in the election and went on to raise taxes. So what does that tell us? That Americans like to elect leaders who tell us what we want to hear, even if it may not be true.

That is the reason why Bush, despite his record of failures (and to be fair, some minor success (in overthrowing the Taliban)) could wind up as our president for 4 more years. Do we really want that? I don't think so.

So the solution is the one Royko proposed back in 1982: bring back the monarchy. Since we can't have someone serve as both figurehead king and president, we need to have both. We need to change the constitution to allow Bush to serve as a figurehead king, much like England's current king. He'd have no real political power of his own, all he'd have to do would be to go up on TV and make speeches. Do some photo ops too, like the one on the aircraft carrier where he announced (much too soon) that: "major military operations in Iraq are over".

And for president, we would have to replace him with someone who knew what he or she was doing. One who understands that starting wars under phony pretenses is not how to fight terrorism. One who understands that you can't cut taxes without cutting spending.  One who understands that you can't claim to be in favor of less intrusive government, yet keep trying to find loopholes for the feds to spy on ordinary civilians.

An American royal figure? Since the Bushes seem not uncomfortable with the idea of a monarchy, this might be the only way of satisfying their desire while keeping the republic still intact.

Bio: Jeff Wilder NOSPOL@aol.com is a 26-year-old freelance writer from Southeastern Florida. An independent thinker who refuses to let himself get tied down to any one religious or political ideology, Wilder has written articles for numerous online sites and publications. Website: http://members.aol.com/NOSPOL

 
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