https://www.opednews.com/populum/rss.php?c=a&t=&p=&tid=0 Opednews.com Progressive, Liberal United States and International News, Opinion, Op-Eds and Politics en-us Copyright 2026 Fri, 21 Aug 2026 02:32:44 -0400 Fri, 21 Aug 2026 02:32:44 -0400 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss https://www.opednews.com/populum/pthemes/opednews/images/rssbanner.png https://www.opednews.com/populum/rss.php?c=a&t=&p=&tid=0 152 149 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Attack-of-the-Zucchini-Peo-by-Tim-Cerantola-090728-285.html Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:01:52 -0400 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Attack-of-the-Zucchini-Peo-by-Tim-Cerantola-090728-285.html Tim Cerantola Have you ever descended into the dark, sinister world of the zucchini people? https://www.opednews.com/articles/It-s-all-over--except-for-by-Tim-Cerantola-090723-735.html Sun, 26 Jul 2009 11:33:25 -0400 https://www.opednews.com/articles/It-s-all-over--except-for-by-Tim-Cerantola-090723-735.html Tim Cerantola When it comes to government and media, I don't know whom to trust anymore. I certainly don't trust ours - that's for sure. https://www.opednews.com/articles/Obama-growing-on-me-like-by-Tim-Cerantola-090315-404.html Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:07:02 -0400 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Obama-growing-on-me-like-by-Tim-Cerantola-090315-404.html Tim Cerantola Obama may be better than that banal skin sack George Bush, but if the outcome is the same, does it really matter? https://www.opednews.com/articles/Corporate-Chimps-Run-the-W-by-Tim-Cerantola-090224-444.html Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:30:42 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Corporate-Chimps-Run-the-W-by-Tim-Cerantola-090224-444.html Tim Cerantola Satirical take on our economic crisis and its root problem the "corporate chimpanzee" https://www.opednews.com/articles/I-m-just-a-lump-o-love-by-Tim-Cerantola-090210-158.html Tue, 10 Feb 2009 09:05:29 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/I-m-just-a-lump-o-love-by-Tim-Cerantola-090210-158.html Tim Cerantola Valentine's humor. https://www.opednews.com/articles/Obama-Saves-the-World-som-by-Tim-Cerantola-090129-334.html Mon, 02 Feb 2009 10:48:00 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Obama-Saves-the-World-som-by-Tim-Cerantola-090129-334.html Tim Cerantola with Obama in charge, we have a much better chance of not reducing the planet to a smoldering pile of radioactive grit than we did with George Bush, but still, I'm not totally convinced. https://www.opednews.com/articles/Obama-Saves-the-World-som-by-Tim-Cerantola-090127-54.html Sun, 01 Feb 2009 14:36:30 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Obama-Saves-the-World-som-by-Tim-Cerantola-090127-54.html Tim Cerantola what happened to Obama's 'change we can believe in'? https://www.opednews.com/articles/It-s-so-cold-on-my-way-to-by-Tim-Cerantola-090116-172.html Sun, 18 Jan 2009 10:04:33 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/It-s-so-cold-on-my-way-to-by-Tim-Cerantola-090116-172.html Tim Cerantola Here in Moosebutt (town motto: Colder than Pluto) we know what cold is, and this ain't it! https://www.opednews.com/articles/Bomb-The-Evil-Canadians-by-Tim-Cerantola-090112-130.html Mon, 12 Jan 2009 20:24:15 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Bomb-The-Evil-Canadians-by-Tim-Cerantola-090112-130.html Tim Cerantola Canadians know Americans better than anyone else. Unlike the rest of the world, as America's next-door neighbour (and little buddy Gilligan), we Canadians get a chance to peer over their fence... https://www.opednews.com/articles/Thank-god-I-am-not-religio-by-Tim-Cerantola-090104-532.html Sun, 04 Jan 2009 20:40:22 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Thank-god-I-am-not-religio-by-Tim-Cerantola-090104-532.html Tim Cerantola Humourous and sad - but mostly sad. --[This is a satirical commentary. ~ ed.] https://www.opednews.com/articles/Dear-Dubya-We-ll-Always-H-by-Tim-Cerantola-090102-578.html Sat, 03 Jan 2009 16:43:18 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Dear-Dubya-We-ll-Always-H-by-Tim-Cerantola-090102-578.html Tim Cerantola George, we're very sorry, but we don't love you anymore. We feel the time has come that we should start seeing other Presidents. We are very, very sorry. No, it's not you, it's us. (OK, it is you. GO AWAY!) https://www.opednews.com/articles/Nostratimus-Predictions-f-by-Tim-Cerantola-081230-292.html Wed, 31 Dec 2008 01:04:22 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Nostratimus-Predictions-f-by-Tim-Cerantola-081230-292.html Tim Cerantola 21st century prophet, psychic, seer and all round good guy Nostratimus predicts the future (until his wife says it's time to go shopping). https://www.opednews.com/articles/The-End-of-the-World-Quiz-by-Tim-Cerantola-081227-567.html Sat, 27 Dec 2008 20:17:42 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/The-End-of-the-World-Quiz-by-Tim-Cerantola-081227-567.html Tim Cerantola ...it's the end of the world. That's what it said, right there on the front page - just below the picture of Pedro, the chicken juggling goat boy. https://www.opednews.com/articles/A-Fruity-Version-of-Concre-by-Tim-Cerantola-081215-349.html Tue, 16 Dec 2008 21:22:52 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/A-Fruity-Version-of-Concre-by-Tim-Cerantola-081215-349.html Tim Cerantola A humorous article about the more bizarre Christmas traditions and the mysterious disappearance of myrrh. https://www.opednews.com/articles/I-m-wearing-nothing-but-a-by-Tim-Cerantola-081208-250.html Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:51:56 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/I-m-wearing-nothing-but-a-by-Tim-Cerantola-081208-250.html Tim Cerantola Humorous essay on Christmas shopping and gift ideas. https://www.opednews.com/articles/I-want-a-cheese-that-can-d-by-Tim-Cerantola-081205-443.html Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:31:34 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/I-want-a-cheese-that-can-d-by-Tim-Cerantola-081205-443.html Tim Cerantola Humorous rant on the state of TV ads https://www.opednews.com/articles/Save-the-world-date-a-ner-by-Tim-Cerantola-081130-974.html Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:55:44 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Save-the-world-date-a-ner-by-Tim-Cerantola-081130-974.html Tim Cerantola Humorous rant blaming women for the sorry state of our planet. https://www.opednews.com/articles/Dear-Blabby--advice-for-by-Tim-Cerantola-081127-616.html Thu, 27 Nov 2008 17:53:24 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Dear-Blabby--advice-for-by-Tim-Cerantola-081127-616.html Tim Cerantola A satire/humorous piece on George W. Bush as he seeks help from an advice columnist on how to improve his legacy. https://www.opednews.com/articles/The-Stock-Market-Sleeps-Wi-by-Tim-Cerantola-081123-747.html Sun, 23 Nov 2008 22:32:36 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/The-Stock-Market-Sleeps-Wi-by-Tim-Cerantola-081123-747.html Tim Cerantola Humorous take on the financial crisis. https://www.opednews.com/articles/The-Cheapest-Man-in-the-Un-by-Tim-Cerantola-081122-842.html Sat, 22 Nov 2008 11:43:28 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/The-Cheapest-Man-in-the-Un-by-Tim-Cerantola-081122-842.html Tim Cerantola For those of us who have recently fallen off of the 'free market" turnip truck, a humorous article about saving money. https://www.opednews.com/articles/Earth-Invaded-by-killer-b-by-Tim-Cerantola-081122-695.html Sat, 22 Nov 2008 11:26:22 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Earth-Invaded-by-killer-b-by-Tim-Cerantola-081122-695.html Tim Cerantola Humorous take of life on Mars https://www.opednews.com/articles/Kiss-Your-Butts-Good-Bye-by-Tim-Cerantola-081119-755.html Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:26:52 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Kiss-Your-Butts-Good-Bye-by-Tim-Cerantola-081119-755.html Tim Cerantola Humorous quiz about the apocalypse https://www.opednews.com/articles/Hey-fill-my-pockets-with-by-Tim-Cerantola-081118-143.html Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:57:06 -0500 https://www.opednews.com/articles/Hey-fill-my-pockets-with-by-Tim-Cerantola-081118-143.html Tim Cerantola Political humor regarding the economic meltdown.