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January 5, 2013

Chuck Norris Gets Ass Kicked

By Allan Wayne

Chuck Norris is no match for Bruce Lee.

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Lights out, so no wonder Chuck fears 1000 years of darkness.

Explains other Chuckisms:  fears "socialism or something much worse" and "triumph of evil" and "not fighting for something in the bloodstream."  


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Conceived on west coast,born on east coast,returned to northwest spawning grounds. Never far from water. Degree in biology, minor: socio/psychology. Nature-oriented. Building trades,marine carpentry, Army Veteran, ex-social worker, ex-tavern owner. Interests: writing,photography,art,world events, my old surfboard. Lucky to travel world. Wonderful wife and son.

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