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July 12, 2012

MITTALLICA -SONG-youtube:'Exit Right, Telling Lies, Pay banks,man,-Your Etchasketch is my command'-pro singer as 'Mitt'

By Craig Kaufman

Mashup photos of Mitt as heavy metal icon, plus video within. -The perfect gift for that much-stereotyped 'white working-class male voter who's turned off by Obama,' but who likes Metallica. A (hopefully funny) protest song: Metallica's famous hit as-is, with lyrics about Mitt's bad deeds. Lyrics/info/photos within article. --Please share, if you're so inclined.

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Mitt
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(Image by K. Post-Rowe)
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Lyrics/info/mashup photos below.


http://youtu.be/eSh3ryMu6RM

...A metal singer took time from his touring schedule to work with my group to be 'Mitt,' singing Metallica. I hope more people will parody the man.

-More songs coming in different genres, featuring Mitt, the Brothers Koch and Mitt's other masters, the oil/banker donors, and more)

MITTallica (twitter.com/MITTallica1)...available for protests, rallies, bar mitzvahs.

LYRICS:  >>>>Sell your shares, better run,

I'm severest Gov,

I'll bomb Russia day one.

Vote my brand, Mormon plan,

I keep the women down

--but at death I'll baptize ya

>>>>Keep my loopholes open--

got horses and NASCAR buys

>>>>CHORUS:   Exit Right, Telling Lies,

Rape the land...

-Your Etch-a-sketch is my command

>>>>Cops I'll dump, won't fight fires,

-schools and Ford won't hire-

...make the healthcare expire

Pro-life speech, Bush-tax keep--

immigrants must leave...

Corporations aren't liars

>>>>Cheat your kids -for Exxon

...with dog on the roof, I ride

>>>>CHORUS:   Exit Right, Telling Lies,

Pay banks, man...

-Your Etch-a-sketch is my command.

>>>>.......Hush liberal ladies, don't blame my words.

That was Boston, now we're rural.

Gotta win the Tea Party... so hide my migrants in my Caddie fleet!

>>>>CHORUS:   Exit Right, Telling Lies,

Rape the land...

Exit Right, Telling Lies,

Invade Iran...

-Your Etch-a-sketch is my command.

**** 'Metal Up Your ...Elephant' -as the (Republican version of) the saying goes.

'Enter Bankman' (Metallica's 'Enter Sandman'). Someone had to do it: mullets, Bush, guitars, Pat Boone. (If you turn down the volume, it'll sound not too loud...) It was a nice way to get out some frustrations about Mitt & Co. Also at facebook.com/MITTallica



Authors Bio:
Craig Kaufman has worked on political and educational campaigns in a number of states, including running a US Congress campaign and founding a statewide Pennsylvania issues-legislation organization. His work has been featured with CNN, FOX, newspapers, etc.

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