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July 12, 2012
MITTALLICA -SONG-youtube:'Exit Right, Telling Lies, Pay banks,man,-Your Etchasketch is my command'-pro singer as 'Mitt'
By Craig Kaufman
Mashup photos of Mitt as heavy metal icon, plus video within. -The perfect gift for that much-stereotyped 'white working-class male voter who's turned off by Obama,' but who likes Metallica. A (hopefully funny) protest song: Metallica's famous hit as-is, with lyrics about Mitt's bad deeds. Lyrics/info/photos within article. --Please share, if you're so inclined.
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...A metal singer took time from his touring schedule to work with my group to be 'Mitt,' singing Metallica. I hope more people will parody the man.
-More songs coming in different genres, featuring Mitt, the Brothers Koch and Mitt's other masters, the oil/banker donors, and more)
MITTallica (twitter.com/MITTallica1)...available for protests, rallies, bar mitzvahs.
LYRICS: >>>>Sell your shares, better run,
I'm severest Gov,
I'll bomb Russia day one.
Vote my brand, Mormon plan,
I keep the women down
--but at death I'll baptize ya
>>>>Keep my loopholes open--
got horses and NASCAR buys
>>>>CHORUS: Exit Right, Telling Lies,
Rape the land...
-Your Etch-a-sketch is my command
>>>>Cops I'll dump, won't fight fires,
-schools and Ford won't hire-
...make the healthcare expire
Pro-life speech, Bush-tax keep--
immigrants must leave...
Corporations aren't liars
>>>>Cheat your kids -for Exxon
...with dog on the roof, I ride
>>>>CHORUS: Exit Right, Telling Lies,
Pay banks, man...
-Your Etch-a-sketch is my command.
>>>>.......Hush liberal ladies, don't blame my words.
That was Boston, now we're rural.
Gotta win the Tea Party... so hide my migrants in my Caddie fleet!
>>>>CHORUS: Exit Right, Telling Lies,
Rape the land...
Exit Right, Telling Lies,
Invade Iran...
-Your Etch-a-sketch is my command.
**** 'Metal Up Your ...Elephant' -as the (Republican version of) the saying goes.
'Enter Bankman' (Metallica's 'Enter Sandman'). Someone had to do it: mullets, Bush, guitars, Pat Boone. (If you turn down the volume, it'll sound not too loud...) It was a nice way to get out some frustrations about Mitt & Co. Also at facebook.com/MITTallica