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Frequently Letters to the Editor are quite funny and clever.  I love this one from today's [1/15] Los Angeles Daily News that begged to be expanded.


Voters' Guide 

Can't decide which candidate to vote for in the primary? Here's an illustration to help. If a fire were burning on the White House lawn, here's how each of the candidates would react:

Clinton - The Republicans started that fire and it would be divisive of me to put it out.

Obama - Let's try diplomatic means to extinguish the blaze.

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Edwards - I'm not going to get rid of the blaze, but I'll apologize for it later.

Kucinich - He put the fire out immediately, but you only heard about it on Air America and Public Radio.

- Elaine Berman, Sherman Oaks

Republican candidates are conspicusously absent, so for all the Republicans, here's your quick picks in this presidential horserace.

Giuliani: A spark left over from 9/11 started it, so you can count on NYFD to put it out the minute they find a working radio.

McCain: Fire is his "friend," he supports people like Bush who've burned him.

Romney: Will put the H.O.V.F.D. (Harem of Volunteers) right on it as soon as they get done arguing about what to wear.

Huckabee: Will pray for rain.

Paul: In spite of the hype from his supporters, he'll show up last.

Thompson: Will send in the D.A. because it's an arson fire.


Sandy Sand began her writing career while raising three children and doing public relations work for Women's American ORT (Organization for Rehabilitation through Training). That led to a job as a reporter for the San Fernando Valley Chronicle, a (more...)

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If not down right TRUE!!!!!!... by C.Bid on Tuesday, Jan 15, 2008 at 12:22:19 PM
...but DUBYA would do the following:He'd have ... by Pappy on Wednesday, Jan 16, 2008 at 3:28:24 AM
Great addition!... by C.Bid on Wednesday, Jan 16, 2008 at 7:59:54 AM
..I thought so myself...heheheBlessed be!Pappy ... by Pappy on Thursday, Jan 17, 2008 at 1:54:03 AM
 YOU SAY RON PAUL WILL BE LATE, THATS GOOD MA... by RICHARD SHADE on Wednesday, Jan 16, 2008 at 3:33:20 AM
The Constitution is not kept at the White House?... by C.Bid on Wednesday, Jan 16, 2008 at 7:59:09 AM
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