Article: George Bush Psychotic Legacy Fears Drive Him to Nuke Iran

The very first commander at West Point was Benedict Arnold. The most famous pig ever was Arnold Ziffel. Arnold Ziffel appeared on the television show Green Acres starring Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor, the sister of Zsa Zsa Gabor. Who names their child Zsa Zsa Gabor? On the show Green Acres, the childless neighbors of Eddie Albert and Eva Gabor, Fred and Doris Ziffel adopted a pig Arnold Ziffel who could understand English and loved to watch television, especially Westerns as their son. Arnold Ziffel was drafted into the army and became the first pig in history to graduate from West Point. The first thing that they teach you at West Point is that the most effective technique of war is the element of surprise. The worst kept secret in the history of warfare is that George Bush is about to nuke the Supreme Leader of Iran Ayatollah Ali Khamenei back to the stone ages.

Psychiatrist M. Scott Peck M.D. wrote a book about evil people called "People of the Lie". The number one trait of evil people is that they are pathological liars. They are consumed with fear. The most important thing to them is what other people think about them. Unfortunately the television stations have conflicts of interest otherwise when Geoege Bush spoke at a press conference you would see a dunce cap superimposed on his head with these words scrolling along the bottom: "Bull Feces, Bull Feces, More Baloney, Liar, Who would believe this? Imbecile, Oh right, I'm sure, Get serious, Dickweed." Psychiatrist M.Scott Peck M.D. says that the lies of evil people are endless and obvious. The latest lie being sung by George Bush and his choir of sycophants is "I have absolutely no intention of invading Iran." Even Arnold Ziffel recognizes that this is an absolute lie.

If the approval rating of George Bush sank any lower he would make Richard Nixon look like Mother Teresa. Mother Teresa made a guest appearance on the sister show of Green Acres, Petticoat Junction as a waitress. Right before her death Mother Teresa had an exorcism performed upon her. In his book "Glimpses of the Devil" Psychiatrist M. Scott Peck M.D. recounts two exorcisms which he performed and videotaped. If Mother Teresa needed an exorcism then how many exorcisms does George Bush require? Perhaps he can fit one in after his weekly walking posture therapy.

Presidents hope to leave office with a fabulous reputation like Abraham Lincoln, George Washinton and Thomas Jefferson so that libraries, aircraft carriers steaming towards the Persian Gulf, streets and schools will be named after them. After bribing SMU to be the site of the George W. Bush library when the other applicants ran for their lives, the choice of SMU has caused an open rebellion among the faculty and staff at SMU. Who would want their library named after a President who invaded Iraq based on deliberate lies, cost the United States of America 3,100 of the best and the brightest young men and women so far, 22,453 of their limbs, 700,000 dead innocent civilian Iraqi men, women and children, plunged the United States into bankruptcy and cost America her reputation and friendships around the world? George Bush knows all of this and this is the reason that he is now about to throw a Hail Mary pass at Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

The corporate media once again is leading the charge by reporting endlessly the unsubstantiated charge that Shia Iran supplied two hand grenades to their brother Shia fighters in Iraq. George Bush is now putting the final touches on his copycat plan to achieve everlasting glory. A legacy can last for 2,500 years and then crumble into the dirt overnight. Until now everyone thought that Cleopatra the Queen of the Nile was the most magnificent beauty of all time, a young Elizabeth Taylor. That illusion bit the dust yesterday with the discovery by the University of Newscastle of the Cleopatra Mark Antony coin portraying the real Cleopatra as Ugly Betty. If ever a woman was more in need of a nose job. Do the words long protruding sharp beak ring a bell? Michael Jackson who has no nose has a better nose. As Jesus said, "If thy nose offends thee cut it off for it would be better for you than to be cast into Hell with Jennifer Aniston's perfect nose."

Everyone on earth knows that George Bush is about to copy Menachem Wolfovich Begin who won the Nobel Peace Prize for bombing the Iraqi nuclear reactor at Osirak in 1981. At the time the whole world condemned Menachem Begin including the United States and the United Nations passed a unanimous resolution condemning the attack. George Bush is a follower of the Begin doctrine that no country shall be allowed to develop weapons of mass destruction against the people of Israel or the United States of America. In a recent poll Menachem Begin was voted the Prime Minister most missed by the Israeli people.

President Bush was told by the United Nations weapons inspectors including U.S. Marine aanalyst and U.N. weapons inspector Scott Ritter in 2002 that Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction but he invaded Iraq just in case they were wrong. Now George Bush is being told that Iran has no weapons of mass destruction and is at least two to ten years away from obtaining a nuclear bomb even if they wanted one, which Iran insists that it does not. This means nothing to George Bush. All demons care about is what other people think of them especially after they are gone, and like Jesus we are talking about a son trying to climb out from underneath the shadow of his father.

Deep psychological issues are now leading us all into the Apocalypse, which President Bush and Ayatollah Ali Khamenei both believe is the roadmap to everlasting world peace because they read it in a book. What they did not read is that this fairy tale is a plagiarism of the Greek Myth of Prince Bellerophon and his flying horse Pegasus defeating the Chimera, a monster with a snake's tale, a goat's body, and a lion's head, the Beast of Revelations plagiarized by John. It's hard to believe that a plagiarized Greek myth is leading us all into the Hellish fires of Nuclear World War 3 against the allies of Iran, China and Russia who backed tiny North Vietnam to defeat the United States, but if pigs can graduate from West Point then burning alive can be an ecstatic rapture. If only the doctors had not used LSD to cure the alcoholic President's addiction to Jack Daniels, perhaps maybe now he wouldn't be flashbacking us all into extinction along with the polar bears now forced to eat their children. If George Bush knew what God does to warmongers and war profiteers in the afterlife he would have every American soldier home by tonight but soon he will see for himself. There will be no secret service agents to protect him from the wrath of the Lord, the Prince of Peace.