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 The Old Codger:  My fellow Comrades

 

Greetings My Fellow Comrades:

We must pause in our fruitful labors for our Great Society and welcome to our ranks the millions of Americans who have eschewed the immoral beliefs of capitalism and decided to join the successful and happy ranks of Socialism and Communism.  Millions of American have elected their new Dear Leader Barrack Obama.  Today they call him a President-elect -- but soon they shall call him Dear Leader, and rightfully so.

Oh, dear Comrades, the capitalists of America have seen the immoral, illogical, selfish and cold-hearted policies and practices of their former leader fall into the cesspool of American Capitalism.  These capitalists who have taken, taken and taken from the poor only to line the pockets of the rich and wealthy with gold are angry today.  It is sad, but they have now even turned the best friend of their soon to be former leader into a rabid attack dog and have instructed him to bite all members of what they call the “liberal media” -- the media that took the truth to Americans.  Yes, Comrades, you can see how the Capitalists will act when they are in fear of losing their ill-gotten bones by watching the evidence before your own eyes here. Capitalist Dog Bites Liberal Media Person

This is not the first time this Capitalist Dog has attacked a dedicated Party Worker.  You can see another attack ruthless and unprovoked attack:  Lazy, Pampered Capitalist Dog Attacks Loyal Worker.  Be warned.  You will hear other Capitalists laughing and having good fun over this senseless attack.

Yes My Comrades, the Capitalists are all angry now that they could lose the terrible and unwarranted power that they once had over the workers of their society.  They are calling for blood.  Already they want to impeach their new Dear Leader and he is not even in office yet!  They go and spew their hateful propaganda against the new Dear Leader on a website called Facebook.  These loonies who speak bad about Socialism and Communism, which has served us so well for so many years (and we have been proud to serve as well) are upset because they say their new Dear Leader wants to ban assault weapons.  Truly, these loonies should not be allowed to have assault weapons.

These people say:  “There are a lot of Americans out there who do not fully understand the concept of Socialism or Communism, which is why they’ve elected Obama as president,”

Dear Comrades, they are so misguided.  Do they not realize that it is a socialist and communist country such as China that is keeping their economy going?  Do they not realize that it is China that stands between them and the depths of bankruptcy now that they have ruined their economy with their greed and profit-taking -- all at the expense of the worker?

Dear Comrades, invite our new American Comrades to look at our Glorious Society.  Look at our society where our government pays the University tuition of more than 5 million students each year.  Look at our wonderful health care service where our fellow Comrades enjoy cheap but quality medical services quickly without having to spend hours in line.

Look at our communities that are not being torn apart by religious fanatics trying to impose their limited views on everyone.  No!  Our communities are peaceful and everyone works together for what is best for everyone!

My Comrades, we must be patient with our new American Comrades and their Dear Leader.  They all have so much to learn.  They have so many rabid conservative Capitalist loonies that they must re-educate to peaceful living.  They must now spend many hours trying to retrain their dogs who wear lipstick to become sociable.  They must learn that those who make some people rich must be rewarded, for without the worker they would not be rich.

Yes, Dear Comrades, we must welcome the American Comrades with open arms and support them as they begin to re-educate the uninformed, bigoted and ignorant masses that so shamelessly embraced Capitalism and Greed -- the evils of the world that have brought down so many empires throughout history.

The above message is brought to the conservatives of America courtesy of The Old Codger.

 

Doc is semi-retired, currently living, working and investing in China. Background in medicine (trauma), business and education. Neither a progressive or a conservative; more of a centrist/libertarian who is a strong proponent of personal (more...)
 

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