of sending 30,000 troops, send 30,000 mimes.
FedEx them Arabic dessert pastries laced with stool softener and LSD.
Taliban fighters into easy targets by airlifting 50,000 of the most colorful
Snuggies into the region.
Air drop Taliban teenagers cell phones without texting capabilities.
Anti-Taliban militiamen to eat nothing but black beans and broccoli for a
month. Then have them face west.
the Pakistani army to eat nothing but black beans and broccoli for a month.
Then have them face east.
5000 DVDs of Cats.
leaflets about the dangers of STDs, then airlift 20,000 condoms covered on both
sides with Krazy Clue.
doesn't work, send 10,000 toilet seats covered with Krazy Glue.
doesn't work, send Al Qaeda 2000 free sets of monkey bars covered with Krazy
Set up a signal that will deliver HDTV to the Taliban, and then shut it off.
leaflets over Al Qaeda caves showing that the Koran does not specify the gender
or species of the 72 virgins. Include photo-shopped pictures of male goats
Shamwow guy to Afghanistan.
John Tesh's latest album through huge speakers near the Pakistani border.
Parachute in 1500 computers with dial-up capability only.
FedEx them fruitcake.