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by Walter Brasch


America's airlines--they're the ones who told passengers to take a flying leap--have wallpapered the country with ads focusing upon how inexpensive their basic airfares are.

While I don't enjoy flying, I recently had to get from here to there and back. A few of the details are hazy, but I'm sure this is how my conversation went with a ticket agent.

"I'd like a ticket," I said with a smile.

"No problem," said the agent, equally smiling, "that'd be $300."

"But I didn't tell you where I'm going."

"Makes no difference. We're running a special this month. Anywhere for only $300. Now, would you like a seat?"

"Of course I'd like a seat!" I said.

"$75," said the agent.

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"But you said the ticket was only $300."

"And it is. But if you'd like a seat, that's a surcharge."

"That's outrageous. What if I didn't want a seat?"

"We have a special this month only. No seat is only $25."

"$25 for not getting a seat?"

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"No, sir," said the agent. "The $25 is for a strap on the ceiling to hold onto."

"What if I don't want a strap?"

"Sir, the FAA requires it."

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Walter Brasch is an award-winning journalist and professor of journalism emeritus. His current books are Before the First Snow: Stories from the Revolution , America's Unpatriotic Acts: The Federal Government's Violation of (more...)
 

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