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Avery Binders Buried in Sudden Post-Debate Onslaught of Reviews

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On Oct. 17, Amazon's customer reviews of its "Avery Durable View Binder with 2-Inch EZ-Turn Ring" reached epic proportions in the hours after the Presidential Debate, with customers eager to purchase "Binders of Women."

Twelve hours after Bazinga's 5-star review, "A presidential candidate's choice is the choice for me," was published, it was listed as  the "Most Helpful Favorable Review."  Just barely after midnight,  2,175 of 2230 readers had already found it to be "helpful":

As a woman, I'm not adept at making decisions that concern me. So when I need the right choice, I turn to the presidential candidate that KNOWS. One with prideful experience in this department. I don't want to be filed away in an inferior & confusing electronic doohickey that I couldn't possibly understand. Or heaven forbid, have a man ask for & listen to my ideas! I'd much rather rely on this top of the line, 1980s style, Avery Durable binder. It's the choice America can trust. My education, my ideas, my opinions, my choices, please PLEASE keep them safely stored away here and far away from the men that might fear them (I mean, want to use them to hire me somedaynever). I'd write more about this most useful product, but it's time I hurry home to make dinner.


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The "Most Helpful Critical Review" by Sabriel is entitled, "Not as useful as the Trap Her, Keep Her":


Maybe it's just my women, but they don't seem to want to fit into the space I've designated for them in this binder. They keep sticking out over the edges, even getting away in some cases. I thought using clear, glass-ceiling page protectors would help, but it doesn't seem to slow them down anymore.
I'm going to have to resort to more severe three-hole punching, to keep my women in line. And maybe switch to the Trap Her, Keep Her.


One reviewer posted, "I just placed my order 20 minutes ago, and already it is the GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE! A BINDER FULL OF WOMEN, just for ME! ME!!! ALL MINE! ... Who needs a wife? I'm getting a BINDER FULL OF WOMEN, and they'll be worth every penny they're holding between their knees..."

Over fourteen pages of reviews of the Avery Binder were added in less than 24 hours, and can be seen at click here


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Overnight, the open Facebook group, "Binders Full of Women" collected over 5000 members.

Click on the links at your own risk.  Please heed the Surgeon General's warning: you might bust a gut laughing.
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Meryl Ann Butler is an artist, author, educator and OpedNews Managing Editor who has been actively engaged in utilizing the arts as stepping-stones toward joy-filled wellbeing for over 25 years. She studied art with Harold Ransom Stevenson in Sea Cliff NY for seven years before opening her own art school. Stevenson had (more...)
 

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[[FBBIND1]]... by Meryl Ann Butler on Thursday, Oct 18, 2012 at 2:49:42 AM
[[FBBIND2]]... by Meryl Ann Butler on Thursday, Oct 18, 2012 at 2:50:32 AM
My own personal binders of women are empty, and af... by Greg Tamblyn on Thursday, Oct 18, 2012 at 9:10:01 AM
I'm honored that it made you laugh! ;-)  And ... by Meryl Ann Butler on Thursday, Oct 18, 2012 at 10:46:35 AM
Don't you just love language?  You just never... by Lise Stoessel on Thursday, Oct 18, 2012 at 11:23:22 AM
yes, I am constantly open to things to laugh about... by Meryl Ann Butler on Thursday, Oct 18, 2012 at 1:20:27 PM
 Love this: "Romney's binders are full but hi... by Meryl Ann Butler on Friday, Oct 19, 2012 at 6:19:07 PM