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|President Bush used a Rose Garden appearance to reassure investors that he was at the helm of the US economy, causing stock markets to plummet around the world. You dont have to worry about this economy because I am in charge of it, said Bush, touching off what some observers were calling a global financial panic. One solution being pondered by the Fed is sending Bush to Disney World for the remainder of his term.|
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