Andy Borowitz: "Alarm Bells"

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When I tell people about my alarm bells, they sometimes say that I expect too much from a first date. But a first date gives you only an imperfect snapshot of who a person really is. Her real self--her hopes and dreams, her fears and sorrows--will start to emerge, like a beautiful mosaic, on the second date. I hope to have one someday.

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