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|For a time we westerners seemed impressed by the tilt of the Bush Stetson. Then we learned that his ranch, purchased just in time for his 2000 presidential campaign, doesnt have a single horse or cow. Real cowboys have cows. What they dont have are unscuffed, tailor-made boots with embossed insignias; they dont swagger, arent bullies, and try not to start brawls they cant win. And they never declare mission accomplished until the other guy hollers quits.
Yep, Bush is in trouble here in the Rockies. Hes earned it.
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