Andy Borowitz: Delaware Masturbators March Against O'Donnell (Satire)Quicklink submitted by Sheila Samples Permalink
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|Galvanized by Republican senatorial nominee Christine O'Donnell's anti-masturbation stance, masturbators from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are calling the largest pro-wanking protest in American history.|
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